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2. They record albums without their masks. DUMB ASS. That's why Corey sounds different a bit at concerts.
3. They downtune for the sound they want. And last time I checked...Since when did you have to earn the right to play music? DUMB ASS. And listen to their solos Mr. I've earned the right to make music.
4. Cornfield Piglovers? DUMB ASS. Who says you have to be like where you come from. Steriotypical ASS HOLE.
5. Corey's face is fine. They wear the masks so people will concentrate more on their music and not their appearences.
6. More guitarists = Better originality and sound. DUMB ASS.
7. That was such a retarded comparison I have no comback. Please refer to # 5
8. Who the hell are you to tell people what is and is NOT music? Oh no, we can't listen to what WE want. Please tell us why YOUR opinion is better than everyone elses.
9. Again, DUMB ASS. Maybe people who like to have lots of cool lights and sound and people jumping into the crowds. OHH NOOOO. I forgot. You didn't say that was OK.
10. Let us all recall...that was the first Slipknot album consisting of the original members. When Corey came in, I believe the titles became a lot more understandable. Thank you for using all the bad things to make yourself look like a ... wait for it ... DUMB ASS.
11. Heavy = SLIPKNOT, Syncopated = SLIPKNOT, they cay cuz, comin' and such, Talented Guitars = SLIPKNOT MICK AND JIM ARE AWESOME, combined with aggressive tempos, intricate and intense drumming, and aggressive vocals that breach dark, but highly intelligent and usually deep, material = THAT SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKING SLIPKNOT DUMB ASSSSSSS!!!
AWESOME, AWESOME reply!!! I could not agree more!!!
1. Yes, Joey Jordinson is good. But what about the two guys hitting those "metal cans" which are actually beer kegs, and who also play real drums as well. How can they be considered very good, or necessary when, as you put it, Joey Jordinson is so much better?
2. Mr Brady was actually referring to concerts, where they do wear the masks, and as you said it makes them sound different. Mr. Brady said it makes them sound bad.
3. You both raise valid points. Down tuning guitars doesn't make you metal at all (country players use baritone quite often), yet it is a desired sound. Lets call it a draw and move on.
4. This was a stupid point.
5. Wearing masks DOES NOT and I NEVER makes people concentrate on your music over your appearance. How can they concentrate on your music when you're wearing a mask, which obviously ALTERS YOUR APPEARANCE.
6. While this is sometimes true, its not a rule. Its probably more wrong than write. Single guitarists HAVE to be more talented because there's only one of them. And it definitely doesn't work in slipknots case. Usually the two guitarists play the same part, effectively using two people to do the work of one. They most likely did this for the same reason they have 3 drummers. It gives more sound though, that is true, but not much in skill or originality.
7. I agree with you here.
8. Here too (I don't see what rap has to do with slipknot.
9. This is a moot point and is more up to the budget and taste of the band than any actual meter of skill.
10. Ok, that is a good point.
11. Here its divided. True, Slipknot is heavy and I suppose syncopated (though I didn't realized that was a necessity in metal) but they lack in the talent department. They have some decent riffs, but the music is often repetitive and leaves little to be sought after in the melodic department (especially when it comes to bass, which is rarely heard). It's a fact that certain Slipknot songs can be played with one finger of the left hand.
Anyway I mostly agree with Aaron, but it's a shame he felt the need to say dumbass repeatedly as it makes his argument seem less valid. Not to say I like Slipknot, I think perhaps they have 2 or 3 good songs... which isn't very impressive, but they are metal. Quality of music doesn't define genre, else there'd be many bands in the world who would have to be considered 'undefined'.
SLIPKNOT ROCKS!!!
And why all the interest all of a sudden?
--Kyle
A true light in the darkness.
--Kyle
I won't go tit-for-tat here, but all of what I said does point to not being talented... within the scope of Slipknot. It doesn't always apply, but it happens to here.
Having a "rhythm section" like they do could turn out pretty cool, but when you analyze the individuals involved, the only one that comes out with real talent is Corey Taylor.
Also, I'd love to know of a band that wears masks that actually has talent, or even demonstrates that talent... GWAR is obviously not an example of this, and neither is Slipknot. True, there are metal/"metal" bands that don't wear masks and suck horribly, but I've yet to find one that *doesn't* hide behind a facade, using that as their "gimmick" instead of playing interesting or talented or truly original music.
However, for all the world knows, maybe all of their musicians are secretly virtuosos, and the guitarists just choose to play different variations of the same chord progressions without any difficult rhythms, fingerings, or runs. And maybe the drummers are truly on a Purtnoy level, and we just can't tell because they're too busy playing stereotypical shockrock beats.
--Kyle
p.s. If you didn't get it, which you didn't, I feel like I should point it out: I wrote this list with a little bit of "tongue in cheek". I really don't like Slipknot at all, but you should also know that this is approaching the subject from a perspective similar to "John Petrucci = talented, Frank Novinec = not ... Mike Purtnoy = talented, Brad Roberts = not ... Rob Halford = talented, Ronnie James Dio = annoying but slightly talented ... etc."
Slayer has no talent. And no one will debate me on that point.
You earn that right by learning to play the goddamn guitar, and not just banging the same five drop-tuned chords all the time. It's often called "skills", "talent" or "chops". You might want to do some research on them.
Once again, thanks for playing. I enjoy your random vehemence and utter lack of intelligent arguments.
--Kyle
Slipknot does not focus on guitars. The focus on lyrics and drums.
Iowa is where they are from. The songs are their stories. Mate.Feed.Kill.Repeat. was before Corey's day and before the band became what it really stands for. That's like saying "Metallica sucks because Kill 'Em All sucks" you can't hold an album in which a band didn't have is most crucial member as the criteria upon which they are judged.
"combined with aggressive tempos, intricate and intense drumming, and aggressive vocals that breach dark, but highly intelligent and usually deep, material." Aggressive tempos, check
intricate and intense drumming, uh you ever heard disasterpiece? Aggressive vocals, dark, intelligent, deep. All the songs are deep, and it doesn't get more aggressive than "I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound."
And about "earning the right" you don't really like earn different levels of tuning. you just kinda tune your guitar however you want...they do it to make the music heavier and deeper.
LITTLE Mouth slits? seeing as Corey is the singer his mas is the only one that matters and his mouth can open completely for screams with room to spare in his mask. The mouth hole is huge. Seeing as I've actually worn one, I speak from experience.
Just because Slipknot isn't your type of band doesn't mean you need to hate on them. I'm so sick of this "real metal" comment. Please define this. If you mean ATR/KSE/AILD/BMTH then the only difference is slipknot isn't guitar driven, and is vocally more aggressive. If you mean those awful Dying Fetus shit bands. I feel sorry for you. They don't wear masks and you can't understand them >.>
And one last thing "they wear masks haha its halloween haha" They wear masks to draw attention to their performance and music rather than themselves. And their lyrics are sooooo unintelligent. I mean megalomaniac was one of the first words I learned.
Yeah Nu metal is Dead. It's not like Disturbed and Slipknot released albums last year or anything.
Slipknot has 2 guitarists......Just like bands who have "earned the right" i.e. Metallica.
1) Metal, by definition, is guitar driven.
2) Downtuning guitars is a way to hide a lack of talent for many people. It's not always the case, for example the Deftones downtune heavily - not to be "brutal" or "way heavy, man", but for the atmospheric effect it allows them to have. In the case of bands like Slipknot, Korn, Limp Bizkit, etc. it's to hide the lack of guitar talent in the band, which is obvious from song structures and guitar parts.
--Kyle
you have just contradicted yourself
Like I said, thanks for playing.
--Kyle
As for down tuning, it is used SOLELY to make the impossible possible. You can't play certain riffs at all in standard tunings.
---5--
---5--
3-----
etc. Take the riff in System of a Down's Toxicity, that is not possible (for most people) in standard tuning. Also, down tuning make the guitars deeper, adding that disturbed, w/e you wanna call it layer to the music. If metal is solely about the guitars, why have the singers/drums? Corey and Joey are the focus of that band. Every thing else is extra in most songs. If you tell me that the two of them aren't one of, if not the best in their role you sir, do not understand the purpose of metal.
I'll agree that their guitars aren't even close to the best. Not even top 100, but there are tons of bands who have awful members and are still considered amazing. Metallica, James is an awful singer, especially post ...And Justice For All. As Blood Runs Black's singer isn't the best in the world, but their drums and guitars are pretty close. My whole point is that a band isn't one instrument. It's the culmination of all the instruments as one. If Slipknot isn't qualified in that way, and doesn't fit the "syncopated guitars, which just in case you don't know is notes or tones in a rhythmic pattern i.e. short-long-short, heavy driving drums, and dark lyrics" I guess there isn't a band in the world that is "true" metal.
--Kyle
Listen to the mediocrity that drips from every lame hook, hackneyed "solo" and incomprehensible grunt, and think on the fact that they canceled their Reading festival slot (thanks, boys) last year due to... a broken ankle..? WTF? I've known grown-ups play another hour's gig with a broken ankle... and not even notice 'til after-wards. It's no big deal. You can stand up and hold a mic for god's sake... or play in a wheel chair, like Kurt did.
Worst of all - amazingly - it requires the combined "talents" of nine - NINE - of the fuckers to create their turgid shit. Aside from the dust-bin (trash-can) drumming. I thought that was OK, in a seen-it-before-but-it's-OK-to-see-it-again-this-ONCE kind of way. They could make a living busking like that if they could just keep time...
I'd rate Atomic Kitten higher. (Clue: I don't like Atomic Kitten at all). Slipknot are the Peter Andre of Metal.
http://bl0g.wa-junge.de/wp-content/_peter_andre...
(In the white suit, holding Jordan's hand, and for once trying to look like something vaguely human instead of a freshly-trepanned meat-puppet, he STILL scares me far more than all nine of them, in their masks, sniffing dead crows in jars and performing their "heaviest" track).
Just my opinion, of course.
Peace.
I have no clue why, but when I was young, I liked pissed off, yelling music. Then when I grew up, I only listened to some of Slipknot's more melodic stuff (which there is not a lot of), so I completely lost interest in them.
The masks are really a stupid idea, and I don't like them. I absolutely HATE their guitar tone. It is too distorted, and downtuned. Don't get me wrong, I like some downtuning, because some Black Sabbath albums are all downtuned (Sabbath Bloody Sabbath, Master of Reality). But Slipknot takes it too far, and it is true that it's good to hide talent and mask mistakes. Their image is all about pain, agnst, and sorrow. Why listen to music to make you feel sad or pissed off? I also think Slipknot's fanbase is a turn off. Their fans call themselves 'maggots' and are really loyal. That sounds good, but it's too bad that they're idiots and are usually losers that are always depressed.
I like to listen to real metal (Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath) because they have VERY talented guitarists and drummers, great singers, and good lyrics.
Slipknot has poor guitarists, and okay drummer(s). The singer sounds horrible when singing (screaming), rapping, or whimpering. The lyrics are about sad, stupid crap.
My advice to anyone who likes Slipknot: If you like them, go ahead. Just don't like them because people you know do. Be a leader, not a follower. Maybe you can start a trend of Classic Rock or Old School Heavy Metal.
Sorry for the long comment, but they're what I do best :P
slipknot is a great band and its not because they different they not great.
there's always a different band/singer/music etc, out there and the people can blame other one to like different kind of things so, no one's have the moral to judge whatever you want without knowing it or just because you dont like it...
so please if you dont like slipknot or other band just shutTFup and save your options to yourselves!
if you have something to say just dont piss-off other people.
and thats the real truth of music =) .
you know what that point means dont you? this one-> .
(ps.: like i say =P, then dont blame my comment if it asn't a good english)
so it's final.
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=P
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Medeival Girl said "A HOLE!"
LMFAO!!!!!
....yeah slipknot sucks.
Medeival Girl said "A HOLE!"
LMFAO!!!!!
....yeah slipknot sucks.
Slipknot sounds like shit.
Corey does look like he has down syndrome
oh and
Dimmu Borgir is hilarious.
Anyway, I was dragged, somewhat reluctantly at first, to a recent concert of Slipknot. As the show got closer, I got a bit more interested to go, as I liked the band touring with them and I just wanted to see what it would be like to see this spectacle just once in my life. I have to say I was actually entertained. Again, there are like 4 or 5 real musicians up there with the rest just being a bunch of filler, or more like clown performers dancing around up there, but even those extra filler “musicians” on stage added some value in a strange way to the show and helped to amp things up a bit and get the audience more involved.
I agree with much of what you say, the music they have put out for most of their existence has been pretty much a barrage of noise with no relevance to anything or anyone. But, after giving them a chance and seeing their show, I can see some traces of talent mixed into the chaos, but yes, I will probably never buy any of their music or ever see them again, but it was worth going to see them once in my life and I actually felt more entertained than thought I would be at the end of the day.
END THE METAL CIVIL WAR!!!!!!