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[Someone asked me to explain to them, so they could tell a friend, why Slipknot is not metal, and why they do, in fact, suck. Here’s my reply.]
“Reasons Why Slipknot Is Not Metal” (or, “The Story of Corey’s Love of Crow ... Continue reading »
“Reasons Why Slipknot Is Not Metal” (or, “The Story of Corey’s Love of Crow ... Continue reading »
1 year ago
1 year ago
2. They record albums without their masks. DUMB ASS. That's why Corey sounds different a bit at concerts.
3. They downtune for the sound they want. And last time I checked...Since when did you have to earn the right to play music? DUMB ASS. And listen to their solos Mr. I've earned the right to make music.
4. Cornfield Piglovers? DUMB ASS. Who says you have to be like where you come from. Steriotypical ASS HOLE.
5. Corey's face is fine. They wear the masks so people will concentrate more on their music and not their appearences.
6. More guitarists = Better originality and sound. DUMB ASS.
7. That was such a retarded comparison I have no comback. Please refer to # 5
8. Who the hell are you to tell people what is and is NOT music? Oh no, we can't listen to what WE want. Please tell us why YOUR opinion is better than everyone elses.
9. Again, DUMB ASS. Maybe people who like to have lots of cool lights and sound and people jumping into the crowds. OHH NOOOO. I forgot. You didn't say that was OK.
10. Let us all recall...that was the first Slipknot album consisting of the original members. When Corey came in, I believe the titles became a lot more understandable. Thank you for using all the bad things to make yourself look like a ... wait for it ... DUMB ASS.
11. Heavy = SLIPKNOT, Syncopated = SLIPKNOT, they cay cuz, comin' and such, Talented Guitars = SLIPKNOT MICK AND JIM ARE AWESOME, combined with aggressive tempos, intricate and intense drumming, and aggressive vocals that breach dark, but highly intelligent and usually deep, material = THAT SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKING SLIPKNOT DUMB ASSSSSSS!!!
1 year ago
11 months ago
1. Yes, Joey Jordinson is good. But what about the two guys hitting those "metal cans" which are actually beer kegs, and who also play real drums as well. How can they be considered very good, or necessary when, as you put it, Joey Jordinson is so much better?
2. Mr Brady was actually referring to concerts, where they do wear the masks, and as you said it makes them sound different. Mr. Brady said it makes them sound bad.
3. You both raise valid points. Down tuning guitars doesn't make you metal at all (country players use baritone quite often), yet it is a desired sound. Lets call it a draw and move on.
4. This was a stupid point.
5. Wearing masks DOES NOT and I NEVER makes people concentrate on your music over your appearance. How can they concentrate on your music when you're wearing a mask, which obviously ALTERS YOUR APPEARANCE.
6. While this is sometimes true, its not a rule. Its probably more wrong than write. Single guitarists HAVE to be more talented because there's only one of them. And it definitely doesn't work in slipknots case. Usually the two guitarists play the same part, effectively using two people to do the work of one. They most likely did this for the same reason they have 3 drummers. It gives more sound though, that is true, but not much in skill or originality.
7. I agree with you here.
8. Here too (I don't see what rap has to do with slipknot.
9. This is a moot point and is more up to the budget and taste of the band than any actual meter of skill.
10. Ok, that is a good point.
11. Here its divided. True, Slipknot is heavy and I suppose syncopated (though I didn't realized that was a necessity in metal) but they lack in the talent department. They have some decent riffs, but the music is often repetitive and leaves little to be sought after in the melodic department (especially when it comes to bass, which is rarely heard). It's a fact that certain Slipknot songs can be played with one finger of the left hand.
11 months ago
Anyway I mostly agree with Aaron, but it's a shame he felt the need to say dumbass repeatedly as it makes his argument seem less valid. Not to say I like Slipknot, I think perhaps they have 2 or 3 good songs... which isn't very impressive, but they are metal. Quality of music doesn't define genre, else there'd be many bands in the world who would have to be considered 'undefined'.
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And why all the interest all of a sudden?
--Kyle
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A true light in the darkness.
--Kyle
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I won't go tit-for-tat here, but all of what I said does point to not being talented... within the scope of Slipknot. It doesn't always apply, but it happens to here.
Having a "rhythm section" like they do could turn out pretty cool, but when you analyze the individuals involved, the only one that comes out with real talent is Corey Taylor.
Also, I'd love to know of a band that wears masks that actually has talent, or even demonstrates that talent... GWAR is obviously not an example of this, and neither is Slipknot. True, there are metal/"metal" bands that don't wear masks and suck horribly, but I've yet to find one that *doesn't* hide behind a facade, using that as their "gimmick" instead of playing interesting or talented or truly original music.
However, for all the world knows, maybe all of their musicians are secretly virtuosos, and the guitarists just choose to play different variations of the same chord progressions without any difficult rhythms, fingerings, or runs. And maybe the drummers are truly on a Purtnoy level, and we just can't tell because they're too busy playing stereotypical shockrock beats.
--Kyle
p.s. If you didn't get it, which you didn't, I feel like I should point it out: I wrote this list with a little bit of "tongue in cheek". I really don't like Slipknot at all, but you should also know that this is approaching the subject from a perspective similar to "John Petrucci = talented, Frank Novinec = not ... Mike Purtnoy = talented, Brad Roberts = not ... Rob Halford = talented, Ronnie James Dio = annoying but slightly talented ... etc."
8 months ago
8 months ago
Slayer has no talent. And no one will debate me on that point.
You earn that right by learning to play the goddamn guitar, and not just banging the same five drop-tuned chords all the time. It's often called "skills", "talent" or "chops". You might want to do some research on them.
Once again, thanks for playing. I enjoy your random vehemence and utter lack of intelligent arguments.
--Kyle